miley cyrus eyebrows
miley cyrus eyebrows
miley cyrus eyebrows
miley cyrus eyebrows

Celebrities Without Eyebrows

Brad Pitt, you cheating-on-Jennifer-Aniston-sonofabitch. No eyebrows for you.
Brad Pitt with no eyebrows

Eminem, quit being so angry all the damn time. Grab a Slurpee and a newspaper from 7-11, read the comics, have a giggle and chill out every once in a while. No eyebrows for you.
Eminem with no eyebrows
Johnny Depp, you swashbuckling schizophrenic dreamboat. Enough with the eyeliner already. No eyebrows for you. 

Johnny Depp with no eyebrows
Justin Timberlake - we all remember you wore an all denim suit along with matching hat in alliance with the dress of your then girlfriend Britney Spears at one point in your life. No eyebrows for you. 

Justin Timberlake with no eyebrows
(as a reminder:)
Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears in matching denim
Katy Perry, you're annoying as hell. No eyebrows for you.

Katy Perry with no eyebrows
Kim Kardashian, because what have you ever done besides have a fat ass and leak your own sex tape to the paparazzi? Why are you even famous?? No eyebrows for you. 

Kim Kardashian with no eyebrows
Miley Cyrus, try learning how to dance or play an instrument or sing on key instead of having to hump a giant foam finger to stay relevant. No eyebrows for you. 

Miley Cyrus with no eyebrows
George Clooney, you have the eyebrows of a god, and I was just curious to know what you looked like without them. I really don't have anything against your distinguished handsome self. Sorry, no eyebrows for you. 

George Clooney with no eyebrows
Rihanna, you let Chris Brown kick your ass and then went back to him with open arms for all little girls around the world take note of. Whether you or anyone else in this world actually wants you as a role model is besides the point, you unfortunately are one anyway. I had a super long term boyfriend beat me up once. Guess where he is now? Oh yeah, I don't care because he beat me up!
If Chris Brown is allowed to mangle your face, so am I. No eyebrows for you. 

Rihanna with no eyebrows
And the crem de la crem, the kid from Twilight, Robert Pattinson. I hate those movies. They're stupid. No eyebrows for you.

Robert Pattinson with no eyebrows
You're welcome.

Willa Ford ("Friday The 13th" 2009)

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